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The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; s...

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故事 十块糖 Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?” 妈妈问儿子:“吉姆, 如果你有10块糖,吃了4块,那你还有几块糖?” “Ten.” Jim says. “10块。”吉姆说。 “Then,” Moth...

He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰...

A Nail Or A Fly? An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell...

An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden. He wrote to his son about it, and ...

The Policeman and the Thief Once, a new policeman caught a thief in a small town, and decided to bring him back to the police station in the city. On their way they came to a shop where bread was sold. “ We have no food, and we...

幽默小故事 short humorous stories

Delicious! A Hollywood producer was determined to give his mothera birthday gift that would be better than any his brothers weregiving her. He heard about an amazing bird which could talk intwelve languages and sing ten famou...

Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son...

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